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About Me Member Self-proclaimed Genius Ezlo WoodMale/Unknown Recent Activity Deviant for 5 Months
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Questions! Questions! Questions!

Fri Nov 20, 2009, 2:00 PM
Minish Aria asks… Hey, can you share some of that Deku Tea?
Ezlo replies… No way! Get your own!!

zelda-freak99 asks… Have you ever gotten stepped on, 'cause you’re so small???
Ezlo replies… Well, now, if I had, I wouldn’t be here right now, would I?

Haayls asks… One of my friends from school was wearing a rooster-hat and he said that you two were cousins.
Ezlo replies… Just because it was a bird-hat does mean we’re related! I wasn't BORN a bird-hat! I was born a Minish!!

Haayls asks [again]… Hey Ezlo! I have an Ezlo hat!
Ezlo replies… We know. The whole bloody world does!!!

Daphnes Nohanes Hyrule asks… Did you know that George W. Bush once did crack?
Ezlo replies… Surprise. Surprise.

Link asks… Have you ever tried annoying Vaati just to get him mad?
Ezlo replies… I didn’t need to try.

Ganon asks… I understand you hate Vaati as well, would you like to help “take care of” him so he can’t kill anymore Hylians?
Ezlo replies… You’ve just got yourself a new best friend!…Hey, wait! Aren’t you that man who goes around doing the exact same thing?!

Vaati asks… Hey, bird-face! In case you’re wondering, YOU’RE the one who screwed me up! It’s not MY fault I tried to take over the world, it’s YOUR fault! Ever since my mother died and you’ve taken me on as an apprentice, you’ve done nothing but yell at me, disrespect me, and hit me with your staff! Maybe if YOU hadn’t messed me up so bad, I wouldn’t be so evil!
Ezlo replies… You’re right. I’m sorry for twisting your arm and forcing you to take over the world against your will! Oh, poor, unfortunate Vaati! You were never meant to be the monster you’ve become! It’s completely my fault! My folly! Oh, the humanity!!! Note my sarcasm.

Marin asks… How do you get your hair to curl at the top?
Ezlo replies… My sweat, blood, and lots and lots of hairspray.

Lazlo asks… Big brother, can you help me with my math homework? I don’t really get it.
Ezlo replies… You don’t want me to help you, you want me to do it for you! Lazy pip squeak…

Feel free to ask me a question! Either leave a comment, send me a note, or you could chat with me here: [link] :iconezloplz:

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  • Mood: Helpful
  • Eating: Sunflower Seeds
  • Drinking: Deku Tea

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Name: Ezlo Wood
Age: I'm too embarrassed...
Likes: Writing, crafting, reading
Hates: It starts with "V" and ends with "aati" and if you start reminding me of my days as a bird-hat, might I add Y-O-U to my grudge list. Also, when people call me "Elzo", it's "Ezlo"! Ez-lo! Get it right, you dimwits!

I must warn you, I have a temper and a Death Note. So don't piss me off.

Ask Ezlo FAQ
Why haven't you answered my question yet? Please keep in mind that I have very many questions being asked by other people. And being the perfectionist I am, I like to do things in chronological order and to keep my journals neat, I only submit 10 questions per entry. And as you know, I am a very busy sage. So be patient. I will put your question up at one point of time.
You're a bird hat! Must you reminds me so?!
How old are you? Leave me alone!
I LOVE Vaati!~<3 I HATE Vaati!~D< You all know how much I hate that boy and you fan girls just like to annoy me!
Why don't you like Vaati? What? You wouldn't hate someone if they betrayed you? Oh wait. I forgot...YOU'RE A BRAINLESS FAN GIRL WHO'S BLINDED BY YOUR OWN LUST FOR THE RED-EYED FREAK!
You have a baaaad temper, Ezlo! And I suppose this is news to you?
Who are you REALLY?? That VFG that won't pipe down about her boyfriend. :iconhaayls:

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Hyrule Town (no stalking, please)
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: XXXXXXS Not even kidding!
  • Print preference: Whatever I feel like
  • Interests: Writing, complaining, giving advice
  • Favourite band or musician: Mozart. His music makes me smart
  • MP3 player of choice: Do cassette players count?
  • Favourite game: Minish Cap, even though I'm a hat most of the time
  • Favourite gaming platform: Wii...(snickers) Just kidding
  • Favourite cartoon character: ...Yogi Bear?
  • Tools of the Trade: My beak!

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~SleeplessDreaming Nov 16, 2009, 2:40:21 PM
Thanks for the fave! :hug:

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LET'S GO, RED WINGS!!! They've won 11 Stanley Cups and have had 18 straight playoff appearances. These guys are amazing! :heart:

~R.I.P Autumn Sova 1995-2009
I miss you, Autti.
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~Ezloplz Nov 16, 2009, 3:16:38 PM
'Tis no problem!

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Let's face it, people enjoy watching me be tormented!
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~xXXelaXx Oct 27, 2009, 5:27:28 PM
ha....haha. I like you Ezlo. But I don't see what you don't see in Vaati.... then again, he DID turn you into a hat... so never mind. I don't think I'd enjoy sitting on the head of a little mute boy for that long.

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Many gamers are into those, "shooter" platforms. But if you're a Nintendo person, KOODOS TO YOU!!!
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~Ezloplz Nov 5, 2009, 8:58:07 AM
Well, I'm glad at least you understand why I have my reasons for not liking Vaati.

Yes, Link wasn't exactly the talkative type. Then again, that gave me the opportunity to yap my head off because I like the sound of my voice. :D

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Let's face it, people enjoy watching me be tormented!
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~xXXelaXx Nov 5, 2009, 9:38:57 AM
HAHAHA! That's a good excuse for why all my friends ask, WHY DOESN'T HE SHUT UP, whilst I play your game :p

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Many gamers are into those, "shooter" platforms. But if you're a Nintendo person, KOODOS TO YOU!!!
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~Ezloplz Nov 5, 2009, 4:46:43 PM
Actually, if you think about it, in the game, I only talk when you press the SELECT button. As for Navi, she just pops up whenever she feel like it!

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Let's face it, people enjoy watching me be tormented!
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~xXXelaXx Nov 5, 2009, 5:04:42 PM
yeah, I know, but the others don't XD

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Many gamers are into those, "shooter" platforms. But if you're a Nintendo person, KOODOS TO YOU!!!
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*BretKinney Aug 30, 2009, 8:40:35 PM
Ezlo has a Death Note! Run Link!
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